Stupid wife

One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up.
When his wife sees him she asks, “What happened to you?”

“I got into a fight with the apartment manager.”

“Whatever for?”

“He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!”

“Hmmm. I bet it’s that snooty Mrs. Green on the third floor.

Why God Created Women so…

One day, a man asked God, “Father, why did you create women so beautiful?”
God replied, “So you would love her.”
Again, the man asked, “But why did you make them so stupid?”
God said, “So that she’d love you”