Son versus Mother

Once upon a time John, and Pamela lived in canada. His mother Jessica from America came to visit and she suspects of a relationship between the two, and this had onlymade her more curious.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, John volunteered,”I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Pamela and I are just roommates.”

Than about 3 days later Jessica heads back to America.

About 4 days later, Pamela came to John saying,”Ever since your mother left, I’ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don’t suppose she took it do you?”
“Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.” So he sat down and wrote:

Dear mother,
I’m not saying that you “did” take the sugar bowl from my house,I’m not saying that you “did not” take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you left back to America.

Love,
John.

Several days later, Joe received an email from his mother which
read:

Dear Son,

I’m not saying that you “do” sleep with Pamela, and I’m not saying that you “do not” sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love,
Mom.

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