Jokes – Compilation

“You love someone
You marry someone else.
The one you marry becomes your wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of your mail”


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There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.


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If someone says u r ugly, it’s OK,
If someone says u r stupid, it’s OK,
If someone says u r genius, SLAP him as tight as you can n say out loud,
“There is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.”

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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks..
To be as rich as his child believes..
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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LAUGH, AND YOUR WORLD IS NICER!
= )

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